Everyone’s favorite soon-to-be-MILF Scarlett Johansson made the cover of Vanity Fair for May, and delivered one seriously awesome photoshoot thanks to those growing baby bumps of hers. Still, I don’t get how Vanity Fair‘s able to land a busty shoot with Scarlett and I can’t. Oh right, because they’re a “respected publication” with “professional photographers” and I’m just a dude in his mom’s basement with an iPhone. Whatever. It’s all politics.
April 9th, 2014