EXXXOTICA Expo 2014 Disappoints

April 14th, 2014

I figured I’d take a quick break from our regularly-scheduled celebrity hottie programming to bring you pictures from a porn star convention as a little public service announcement. See, I know I’ve said it before, but it’s worth saying again: American porn stars are damn ugly these days, and it’s about time we change that. So to all you wannabe celebs out there, forget trying to break into movies, and start making adult movies instead. Because judging from the competition at the annual Exxxotica Expo in Atlantic City again this year, we could use some exciting new talent in the porn industry way more than we need another bikini model or reality TV star. And FYI, yes, I am available as a sex tape consultant.

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