According to my sources, the reason super-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima got together to give us this latest fantasy was to announce that Victoria’s Secret will be doing their annual fashion show in London this winter. Man, how disappointing. And no, for once, I’m not talking about the fact that these two forgot to wear their lingerie. See, I really hoped Victoria’s Secret was going to chose my mom’s basement to host the show this year. So much for my big letter-writing campaign. Oh well, better luck next year I guess.