OK, sure, that’s a pretty bad joke, but it’s got nothing on this terrible outfit Heather Graham wore to the Tribeca Film Festival for the premiere of some movie called Goodbye To All That. I mean, where’s her trademark cougar cleavage? See, this is what happens when you get too famous and you’re surrounded by nothing but yes men who won’t tell you when you’re about to make a huge mistake, like not dropping any cleavage for a movie premiere. Which is why Heather needs to hire me as her red carpet wardrobe consultant. I promise I’d never let her leave the house in something like this. Although if I had my way, we’d never leave the bedroom either.