I guess I’d make a pretty crappy hipster, and not just because I wear my sweatpants un-ironically. See, I didn’t realize Coachella was still going on this weekend, but apparently it is, because here’s Paris Hilton doing her best attempt to stay relevant by showing up to the music fest in some kind of leather bikini. Anyway, I’d make fun, but you know what, it’s actually working for me. I’ve never been the biggest Paris fan, but this has always been her best look as far as I’m concerned. No, not the bikini. I meant half-naked and attention-seeking. It’s the perfect combination.