According to my sources, this perfect lingerie body you’re currently drooling over belongs to Rozanna Purcell, who was a former Miss Ireland a few years back, and only a runner-up for Miss Universe. After some very careful studying of these pictures though, I’m having a hard time figuring out why she didn’t win it all. But if I had to guess, it’s probably because she wasn’t dating a blogger at the time. So Rozanna, just let me know if you want to try again this year and hopefully we can fulfill both of our life dreams: yours of becoming Ireland’s first Miss Universe, and mine of becoming the first blogger to hook up with a super-hot model. Wish us luck.
May 6th, 2014