According to my sources, I’m supposed to know who this Jessica Szohr is because she was on Gossip Girl. Maybe that means something to you guys, but it doesn’t to me. Still, anytime a moderately famous hottie heads to the beach, it’s news in my book. Anyway, I don’t know what Jessica’s up to these days, but I do know this: these beach pictures would’ve been a lot better if she hadn’t prevented that wardrobe malfunction. I mean, if she wasn’t going to wear a bikini, it’s the least she could do. Won’t somebody think of the fans?