Yikes. Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan was the hottest thing around and a future mega-star? Because it really wasn’t that long ago. Now though? She just looks like a future Cat Woman, and I’m not talking about the ones whose apartments reek of kitty litter. I mean, c’mon, Linday’s only 27! It’s way too early for things to start going this far south. Anyway, it’s like Tara Reid all over again, and it’s just making me depressed. Next.