Sorry Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer, but I think I may have just found my new favorite ring girl: Jessica Sutton. According to my research, she’s a ring girl for the World Series of Fighting, whatever that is, but who cares? Just look at how well she fills out a bikini (not to mention a handbra). Since I do want to be fair and all though, I figure I’ll give Arianny and Brittney a chance to reclaim their title. They just need to let me know if they prefer a three-way leg wrestling match or a Jello Royal Rumble and I’ll handle the rest, like setting up my mom’s backyard and negotiating the pay-per-view deal.
May 28th, 2014