I know it’s my job to keep you perverts up to date on all the newest no-name hotties out there, but apparently I’m a little late to the party on Paulina Slagter here. Because according to 10 seconds of Googling, she’s been dating that lucky SOB Ryan Phillippe for a couple years now. I also found out Paulina’s a law student at Stanford, which is weird, because if she’s really that smart, then what’s she doing dating some washed-up actor instead of a famous blogger like yours truly? Hmm, maybe if I study these bikini pictures some more, I’ll be able to figure it out. It’s worth a shot at least.