Ok, it’s enough with Stacy Keibler! This is not a healthy obsession. She’s been ruining my social and sex life. The last girl I dated, I asked if she by any chance had a blond wig and hot shorts. It didn’t go over to well. But I can’t seem to help it. If she keeps on coming out with awesome photo shoots, I’ll be writing these posts in a mental institution and that will be difficult, especially with a straight jacket on. Come to think of it, it will be impossible to do ANYTHING with my hands trapped in a staight jacket…

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