Can I explain why my new favorite model Luci Ford is eating spaghetti in a stars and stripes swimsuit in these latest pictures? No. But is it still hot enough to cause your pants to spontaneously combust in 0.001 seconds? Most definitely. All I know is, I’ve never felt more patriotic in my life than I do right now. You can feel patriotism in your pants, right? Either way, I’m thinking these should replace those old Uncle Sam posters in schools and post offices. Who do I talk to about that?
June 17th, 2014