Here’s Annalynne McCord yawning on the red carpet for something called BenchWarmer’s annual Stars & Stripes Celebration. And I don’t blame her for being a little bored, considering A) I’ve never heard of this thing before, and B) they clearly made a big mistake by forgetting to invite everybody’s favorite blogger. So to make up for it, Annalynne should swing by my July 4th party on Friday. And as long as she wears another dress just like this, I promise there will be plenty of fireworks going off. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the action in my pants.