Damn, I know I don’t do too many posts on Jordana Brewster anymore these days, but I didn’t realize it would affect her career this much. Because here she is at the Mr. Clean Summer Fashion Party, which just doesn’t seem right. I mean, she may be down to attending parties for household cleaning products, but Jordana’s still looking white-hot. So I’d like to offer to help her get her career back on track. I figure a sex tape with a blogger ought to do the trick. Or maybe a full trilogy of them, you know, just to be safe. Call me.