Sorry guys, I know when you see the words “Jessica Alba bikini pictures,” you’re expecting a repeat of her famous bikini ass pose, or at the very least, something like this. But you can put away the fire extinguishers and hold off on the cold showers for now, because instead all I’ve got for you today are these lame shots. But don’t blame me or Jessica, blame these terrible paparazzi. Because when you’re working with a subject this good, I don’t know how you can come away with pictures this boring. I’m not even mad, just disappointed. Let’s hope they both step their game up next time.