Well, it’s not those bikini selfies like I was asking for, but at least Taylor Swift made sure to put on another great leg show to keep this little fling of ours going. See, in case you didn’t know, Taylor and I are in a pretty serious one-sided Internet relationship: she goes out in short shorts or skirts, I drool over the pictures, and then she does this cute thing where she pretends she doesn’t know I exist. In fact, I think we’re probably coming up on our 1 year anniversary pretty soon. And I hear lingerie pictures make a great gift. Hint hint.