Since I just can’t seem to quit these freckled funbags, here’s Lindsay Lohan picking up some award at a gala dinner for some Italian film festival I’ve never heard of before for her “contribution to cinema,” according to my sources. Huh, maybe she’s got a sex tape coming out or something that we don’t know about. Either that or they figured presenting her with a statue was the best way to actually get Lindsay and that famous cleavage of hers to show up for dinner. Which actually isn’t such a bad idea. I should try that!