Between the last set of bikini pictures from Genevieve Morton and now these, I think Hailey Clauson might have some serious competition for the title of the Tuna’s favorite busty blonde. Because these latest shots from my ex-Twitter girlfriend are making me remember all those great times we used to share together. You know, when she and I would send each other sweet nothings over Twitter, or at least her assistant or publicist would. Anyway, nowadays Genevieve just ignores my dumb jokes and propositions, which at first I thought meant we broke up, but now I’m thinking it means we must’ve taken things to the next level. Because that sounds an awful lot like marriage to me. I’d better run upstairs and tell my mom the good news.
July 21st, 2014