I know she’s putting on one hell of a sexy leg show here, but seeing hotties like Irina Shayk on Extra these days just makes me kind of sad it’s not Maria Menounos‘ perfect booty up there on stage with them instead of that Saved by the Bell loser. Anyway, I have no clue what Irina was on there promoting, I just know it wasn’t our future best-selling sex tape, because it doesn’t exist (yet). But I’m hopeful she’ll come around eventually, because it’s a great business opportunity. I don’t think anyone’s ever made a sex tape with a blogger before. Hmm, how much do you think people would pay for a 30 second video? Actually, make it 45. We’ll have to do credits too.
July 23rd, 2014