The good news: I’ve got some awesome new bikini pictures of Cassie for you guys today. The bad news? I just found out she’s dating Diddy, or whatever the hell stupid name he’s going by these days. Anyway, I’d ask what he’s got that I don’t, but considering I’m currently looking at pictures of hotties in bikinis hanging out on his giant yacht, I guess that question pretty much answers itself. Whatever. I’d still love to take Cassie out motorboating someday. Call me!