I know the nerds are upset about it, but if you ask me, the best thing about this new Ninja Turtles movie is that it’s giving us a great excuse to get to see Megan Fox‘s hotness on a daily basis again. I don’t care how crappy the movie is, it deserves an Oscar for that alone. Hell, maybe even a Nobel Prize. Anyway, here’s the killer MILF at the New York premiere, and I’d like to officially volunteer my services for the next stop on the tour. An A-list star like Megan shouldn’t have to grab her own ass. She doesn’t drive herself to the premiere, does she? So if somebody needs to give her a hand next time, I call dibs.