Good news, fellow weirdos: Madame Tussauds just unveiled their new Selena Gomez wax figure, and normally I find them kind of creepy, but this one’s actually pretty good! The only big downside is that they’re not for sale. Trust me, I asked repeatedly. So I guess the only way I’m getting close to the wax Selena is by quitting this blogging gig to take a job polishing the statues. At least I’ve got years of experiences in that department though, so I think I’ve got a good shot at it. Wish me luck.