Finally, Selena Gomez Sex Doll! I’ll Take Two

August 8th, 2014

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Good news, fellow weirdos: Madame Tussauds just unveiled their new Selena Gomez wax figure, and normally I find them kind of creepy, but this one’s actually pretty good! The only big downside is that they’re not for sale. Trust me, I asked repeatedly. So I guess the only way I’m getting close to the wax Selena is by quitting this blogging gig to take a job polishing the statues. At least I’ve got years of experiences in that department though, so I think I’ve got a good shot at it. Wish me luck.

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