Every time I think I’m finally through with Kim Kardashian, the world’s most famous porn star does something like this to keep drawing me back in. What can I say? I’m just a sucker for wannabe celebrity funbags. Anyway, as the Internet’s foremost expert in nippleitis, I’d say Kim came down with a pretty serious case here, but I’d have to do a full hands-on diagnosis to be sure. And to be honest, I’m a little worried I might catch something, so it’s probably better to just study it from a distance. That’s my professional recommendation, at least.