Warning: you’re going to want to make sure you’re not sitting near anything flammable before you check out these pictures of Italian showgirl Laura Cremaschi. Because that perfect booty of hers is a pants fire waiting to happen. In fact, I had to take off my sweatpants before posting these just to be safe. Sure, it got me kicked out of Starbucks, but it was worth it. I couldn’t afford to lose my only pair.