I’ve got some good news and bad news for you perverts today. The good is that Selena Gomez went out and put on one hell of a sexy leg show in short shorts with her friends. The bad is that those lazy paps didn’t manage to get us the full 360 degree view this time. I guess it’s true what they say, if you want a job done right, you should do it yourself. So looks like I’m heading out to Hollywood with my phone and a bag of quarters to drop in front of Selena. Stay posted, and wish me luck.