For a virgin, Adriana Lima has the most sexual facial expressions I have ever seen. Imagine what she’d look like if in fact she was having sex. Jesus! I can’t stand up now. Unfortunately, there’s a downside to this post. Being a professional celebrity inspector, I noticed a flaw on Adriana. Yes, Adriana is not perfect. She’s human. Like Tyra Banks but not as bad, she too has a hint of a mustache. Not a complete deal breaker for me but kind of ruins the moment a bit.
May 11th, 2006