I’m going to take a moment and not discuss Alyssa Milano’s hairy arms and hairy mole like I usually do because she has them well covered up in these pictures. So let’s talk about her better qualities such as her wonderful breasts and inspirational nipples. Yes, inspirational. Look how well the Mets are doing this year. They’re in first place. All thanks to Alyssa‘s nipples.
May 29th, 2006