I’ve never been so turned on by a nose job before. I’ve been turned on by other jobs but never that. What else turns me on is now that Ashlee Simpson is hot, I can not only fantasize about her sister Jessica, I can throw Ashlee into the mix too. We’re talking about sisters here folks. That’s almost as good as twins. Maybe even better because why would anyone want two of the same thing?
June 7th, 2006