The bad news about it finally getting cold out this winter is it means I leave my mom’s basement even less these days than I used to. But it’s not all bad, because it also makes for perfect conditions for a hottie to come down with a case of nippleitis if she isn’t covering up properly. And I’m 99% sure that’s what’s happening to Jessica Simpson here. Of course, it’s hard to be 100% positive with my nose pressed up against my computer screen, but don’t worry, that’s just a normal reaction to seeing Jessica Simpson pictures. Well, that and coming down with a raging pants fire. But that ought to go away in 30-45 seconds.