The big news yesterday was that Maria Sharapova failed some drug test using some recently banned substance. We all know every single chick in sports uses crap, and I would bet my life that one of the Williams’ sisters is on some hard sh%t. Yes, you know who! The one that looks like a brother and not a sister. Anyway, at least Maria maintained her femininity all these years and I don’t think this wil hurt her image in the long run.