Kate Upton Is Engaged!

May 3rd, 2016

Kate Upton

I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for all you perverts with an overactive imagination out there: according to my sources, Kate Upton got engaged. And these shots of her on her way to the Met Gala wearing an¬†engagement ring proved it (once I was able to move my eyes down from her funbags stuffed into that dress, that is). So no, you no longer have a 0.0000001% chance with the busty blonde. But let’s be real, it’s not like this actually changes anything. As long as Kate and her cleavage keeps hitting the town, I’m willing to be the bigger man here and wish her congratulations.

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