Isn’t it nice to get free stuff? Unfortunately, I wouldn’t know. But Jessica Alba does and she looks damn happy about it! You know, being a guy, I never get anything except the bill after a date. Fortunately, you don’t need to be a celebrity to get goodies. You just have to be hot!
Anyway, I’ve been working hard today and I’m getting really thirsty while writing this post, so I’m going to grab myself a nice cold tasty Coke and take a drive in my sporty Lexus that has the finest leather interior out of any car I have ever driven in. After that I think I will take a vacation. I’ll obviously book the flight with my favorite airline, Delta, because they have great customer service (in first class that is). And I’d eat Mc Donald’s wherever I decide to go because Big Macs are the best hamburgers ever made. Then I will return home to watch movies on the greatest TV produced by Sony because a TV is not a TV if it’s not a Sony. Well, I guess that’s all I need for now.
Bad News! My new Sony PlayStation just broke and now I can’t play on the greatest console ever made. What am I going to do? Hmm… I hear Xbox 360 is good.