Some of you may look at this latest topless photoshoot from Insta-babe Rachel Cook and see just another five-alarm pants fire, but not me. I look at and I see a chance to do some real scientific research here. See, I’ve been studying this very closely lately, and I swear that all the skinny Instagram models out there are getting the same boobs! I don’t know if they’re getting some kind of group discount or what, but I’m going to get to the bottom of it, even if it takes me all afternoon with my nose pressed up against my computer screen. Wish me luck.
November 1st, 2016