I’m still waiting for Victoria’s Secret to hire Rachel Cook here. (I mean, she’s already got the boobs, so I don’t know what else they’re waiting for.) And until then, I’m just going to keep posting more sexy lingerie photoshoots from the busty brunette and bugging her to date me. What if that’s been the missing element all this time? I mean, sure, having a C-list blogger boyfriend probably isn’t a major selling point. But it can’t hurt, right? I’m willing to give it a shot if she is. Call me!
January 10th, 2017