Out of all the hot nobodies and Insta-wannabes I post on this site, I’m pretty sure Sara Jean Underwood has to be my favorite. So I have no clue how she hasn’t managed to land herself a rich boyfriend/meal ticket yet. Come on. Just look at how elegant and classy she is! What rich billionaire wouldn’t be interested in this? I mean, if spreading your legs in a bikini and pouring bottled water all over yourself isn’t classy, then I guess I just don’t know what is.
April 10th, 2017