Remember how, if you wanted to be a professional hot nobody back in the day, you had to try to get the paparazzi to follow you around to do bikini “yoga” in the park, or do some kind of stupid topless publicity stunt? Well, nowadays all you have to do is sign up for Instagram, and post daily bikini pictures. Like professional Insta-model Joy Corrigan here. I don’t know how well it works, or if it makes Joy any more famous than those other nobodies, but it’s definitely working for me and the Little Tuna. Yow.
May 15th, 2017