A date with Jessica Biel will be up for bid next week to help raise money for a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limousine accident.
I’d love to go on a date with Jessica Biel but unfortunately I don’t think I’d have a chance winning this auction, unless the maximum bid is 30 dollars. Anyway, I think it’s great that she’s lending her hotness to raise money for this girl. However, it’s not fair to poor guys like myself who don’t have a shot. Now if only Jessica knew the hours of pleasure we could have together… walking her dogs, working out, more dog walking, more working out, ME ROCKIN’ HER WORLD, then maybe she’d give me a chance.