Most of us — OK, make that all of us — are probably never going to know what it’s like to sit across from Emily Ratajkowski in a restaurant. (Unless she finally takes me up on my very generous offer to let her take me out to dinner to celebrate her 15 millionth Instagram follower.) Anyway, point is, this video of Emily giving herself a tasty squeeze with her menu is the next best thing. It’s also the best thing I’ve seen all day. So enjoy.