Dove Cameron Is A Super Cutie

November 15th, 2017

I’m still waiting forĀ Dove Cameron to accept my very generous offer to become my personal bikini assistant, but I guess she doesn’t want the job. Even though it comes with a six-figure salary (in old Burger King coupons) and great benefits (including full use of my office gym and all the cameras I set up). Maybe she just wants a better job title? In which case, fine, Dove can be my CBO. My Chief Bikini Officer. That’s a thing, right? It is now. Call me!

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