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Take Cover! Mariah Carey Is On The Loose
Some of you Mariah Carey fans are not going to like what I’m going to say, but Mariah needs to pack it up. No more live concerts! I don’t think my stomach can handle more pictures of her flat pancake ass in Daisy Dukes. There’s also so many other things wrong with these pictures but I fear that my life may be in jeopardy if I write them all down. I’m too young to be eaten.
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