I guess Selena Gomez is done getting her boobs grabbed on the beach and back at work just like the rest of us suckers, because here she is pretending to be a fashion model again. And if you think I’m going to make fun of her, sorry, think again. Because listen, pretending to be a model is hard work. …OK, not really, but my New Year’s Resolution was “Land a date with Selena Gomez in 2018” and I don’t want to break it this early. So just go with it and enjoy.