You think Hilary Duff might accessorize a little too much? I mean, she got the watch, the necklace, the earrings, the purse and that stupid dog. What’s the point in having a dog if you have to carry it around everywhere like a baby. If Hilary wants a baby, I can make that happen but considering she’s still a virgin, I think I’ll let her get some experience first before hitting the big time with me.

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