I know Elle Fanning is trying to make it as a professional fashion model these days, and that’s great and all, but the problem is, fashion photoshoots are just kinda boring. I mean, here she is in Harper’s Bazaar and I’m pretty sure she just put the Little Tuna to sleep. What happened to her gym selfies and dream of becoming a professional hot nobody? Or was that just my dream? Either way, it’s a very respectable career for a young hottie like Elle… OK, not really, but I bet she’d enjoy it a lot more. I know me and the Little Tuna definitely would.
April 11th, 2018