Last week, it was rumoured that Carmen Electra was dating Jamie Foxx, but I’d like to think that she’s dating Shannon Elizabeth because the thought of them having hot steamy lesbian sex (with me in the middle of course) would make headlines all across the globe. It would also revitalize Shannon‘s slumping career. Don’t think it’s not possible. Carmen is known for being attracted to very femine guys like Prince and Dave Navarro, and not someone as manly as Ron Jeremy, so it would only make sense for her to hook up with a girl. I’m sure most of you guys would agree.
August 4th, 2006