I get tons of emails everyday asking me stupid questions like “Do you have Jessica Simpson‘s phone number?” or my personal favorite “Do you know what kind of shoes so and so is wearing because I’d really like to get a pair”, as if I’m supposed to know. Anyway, today I got an email asking me if I knew where to find naked Lucy Pinder pictures. At first, I thought this guy is a moron. Does he not know how to use Google? I mean, how hard can it be to find pics of a model that is famous for her breasts? Anyway, since I was bored, I decided to help him out and search for pictures of Lucy Pinder‘s boobs. Well folks, turns out I can’t find one pic of this girl naked. I searched high and low but nadda! Every single picture I came across, she’s hiding her f%&#ing nipples. So can anyone help two brothas out?
August 11th, 2006