Cameron Diaz Is Madonna

July 6th, 2009

Here's Cameron Diaz in V Magazine doing her best Madonna imitation with the boner busting pointed bra looking a little too frightening for my taste. I get that it's supposed to be provocative and all that bullshit but she looks like an evil albino from the future here to destroy mankind. Where did her eyebrows go and why are my testicles sucked back to the safety of their home way up inside my groin?    
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