It wasn’t long ago that I hated Ashlee Simpson but it’s amazing what a nose job and weight loss can do. It’s weird the way I suddenly forgot that she was caught lip-syncing on SNL, was rude to a poor McDonald’s employee, and is only famous because she’s Jessica Simpson‘s younger sister. I guess it’s true that being good looking, whether natural or reconstructed, does have its advantages. I should know, seeing as I’m the sexiest man on the planet. Anyway, I’d like to welcome Ashlee to the club and let her know that from now on it’s alright to be rude and obnoxious, just don’t kill anyone because your good looks won’t get you out of that. You’re not Jessica.