Everyday I get emails from people telling me what to write or who I should put up. I just got this email and this time someone actually took the time to write something. I want to introduce you to Sal The Angry Salmon . He’s Bitter, he’s rude and he’s always right.

The former Baywatch babe, who is currently single after dating actor Stephen Dorff and rocker Kid Rock, admits she keeps nasty e-mails sent by ex-boyfriends to remind her that the men in her life can often make her think they love her when they don’t.

Pamela Anderson only realizes what kind of men she dates AFTER she breaks up with them. Let’s get serious Pamela. Are you trying to tell me that you had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you hooked up with Tommy Lee? The guy’s a fucking tattooed drug addict who’s so hard up for cash now that he had to go back to school! Just admit the fact that you wanted to ride some Rocker and that you didn’t care if he gave you hepatitis a ““through-z! After a few years with Tommy Longcock you decided to call it quits. Good choice, you can do better. Meet Kid Rock. Our friendly neighbourhood prescription drug addict who just plain sucks. You went from being stuffed by Tommy Lee , day in and day out to some 2-bit fucktard who prides himself on being raised in a trailer park? Tsk tsk tsk”¦.Pammy, I expected more. We all did! What pains me is that in the article I read you came across as someone who thought you were actually engaging in a healthy, stimulating relationship. Oh there was stimulation alright. The kind that has you dressed like a Saigon hooker offering disgruntled GI’s 3 dollar blowjobs! We all know you’re a skank and that’s why we love you! There is no need to try and fool us with this nonsense. Embrace your groupie tendencies and be proud that you have no qualms about dropping to your knees and blowing a guy so long as he can roll out a killer drum solo, or in Kid Rocks case, hold a guitar.

Sal The Angry Salmon