Yesterday, I thought I may be overreacting a bit about Jessica Simpson‘s hotness going down the toilet but was I? Well, if you think I am going to sit here and continue writing negatively about how her looks are fading faster than Mel Gibson‘s movie career and that she has nasty red lipstick on her teeth in the second picture, you’re wrong. Now if this were any other girl, I’d have a field day but since Jessica has done so much for me in the past, I feel that it would only be right if I return the favour by offering her my help. And what I mean by help is hours of multiple orgasms.

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