After a week of wearing awful outfits, Jessica Simpson finally shows up at the MTV Video Music Awards in a Hollywood Tuna approved outfit. Now I’m not a fan of the lip liner and the short hairdo but that wouldn’t stop me from putting Alphaghettis all over her body and seeing if I can spell “I Love You” with my tongue.
Imagine rising to fame and scoring the hottest chick on the planet. Well, that’s what happened to James Blunt. Now you got to feel a little bad for him because the day Petra Nemcova dumps his ass, he will have nothing to look forward to but a slow, miserable death. Oh well, that’s what happens when you make a deal with the devil.
Ok, I know I said that Beyonce was the past and that Rihanna is the future but after seeing Beyonce‘s performance last night, she made a pretty good case that she’s still the one to beat. Now I don’t believe there should be a competition between the two, unless that competition involved a baby pool, a stick of butter, me in the middle as the referee and camcorder.